Monica Olsen Is Too Hot And Too Sexy To Be Murdered

I've had some bad relationships in my time, but never felt so inclined to hire a hitman to snuff out my problem. Thankfully, L.A. native model turned skincare guru Monica Olsen survived her husband (I suppose soon to be ex) trying to hire a buddy to snuff her out of existence. I'm no Dr. Phil, but that seems like the wrong way to resolve problems in a relationship. Plus, the mere thought of losing a woman as wickedly hot as Monica Olsen almost brings me to tears. The thought of how hard she's going to rebound after surviving a murderous ex makes my tears go away and a happy smile appear.

 

If I'm given the chance to be your boyfriend for a day I will make you happy and maybe, you'll be the happiest woman in the entire universe.  Oh, and I won't try to kill you. Honest.

 

 

 

Julia Pereira Showed Her Sexy Perfect Body In Miami

The Miami heat is getting hotter, the competition even stiffer, at least I think that's the competition getting stiffer, and the girls more varied and sexy. The battle for Miami's hottest celebrity model beach body goes on into its umpteenth week of super stellar visuals with Brazlian ridiculously hot bodied future girlfriend of mine, Julia Pereira, putting her perfect female form quite center stage.

 

If I was ever asked to design the perfect bikini body, and, trust me, in my dreams that happens all the time, I'm pretty sure my crayon schedule would at least nearly resemble Julia's killer body. It's just so utterly delicious when water is added. And that tight little booty. Somebody please hug me platonically for ten seconds. I think I need some supportive contact. Damn, Julia.

 

Amy Willerton Spotted In Her Pink Bikini in Spain

Amy Willerton is a British model who won the title of Miss Universe Great Britain 2013 and represented Great Britain at the Miss Universe 2013 pageant. Recently, Amy Willerton was spotted displaying her tea and crumpets in a smoking pink bikini in España. The Britannic beauty was there on vacation. She wore a pair of cut of jean shorts to the beach and then took them off to reveal her pink clad booty.

 

I have a feeling she knew she was being photographed because she was jumping up and down and posing. Maybe leaping into the air is just the way she gets around. I am fully on board with this method, particularly if you are endowed the way that Amy is. Is there anything more lovely on God's Earth than seeing Amy jumping together with her bouncing boobs? I think not. It's also important to have a good bikini body in Spain. That water is too friggin' cold to go swimming in.